| oo7 |
[16 Dec 2011|11:56am] |
[Order of the Phoenix]
There's been a recent influx of little midgets who might be too curious for their own good to get the scoop on the happenings with WWW. I've been contemplating leaving out a bowl of 'treats' in the tent just to see how many kids start wandering the camp with various results from poking their little noses where they don't belong. I've been told to be nice by George but I might have to ignore his advice...
Oi Luna, hows the dog? Haven't heard an update recently. Or maybe I have and I've been too brain boggled to realize it.
P.S. How was the honeymoon little bro and new sis?!
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| oo6 |
[07 Sep 2011|11:39pm] |
I've recently seen that all innocent eyes have been accosted by the horrible ruffian traitor man who goes by the name of Oliver Wood. I'd like you all to know that I have the situation under control and we are doing our very best to protect you all from such a scary man. This is in the best interest of the wizarding world and our entire way of life. If anyone should spot a lunatic with raggedy blonde hair running ape wild through the land, please for you love of Merlin, report him to me immediately. It is your duty as a citizen of this world.
Sincerely Your Most Esteemed Man,
Fred Weasley
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| oo6 |
[16 Aug 2011|10:35am] |
[Private to Order/DA/Renegades]
I'm back by popular demand! As per the number of responses to my last journal entry I'll give you all another tidbit to mull over.
DON'T DRINK THE PUNCH
It was an honest mistake and I apologize to anyone who thought it looked thirst quenching and sampled some. Also, been searching these damned hills for long enough and still haven't found anything other than that pack of snatcher types we had to avoid. Maybe these people have moved on?
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| oo5 |
[11 Jul 2011|12:16pm] |
[Private to friends/Order/DA]
OI! Anyone who witnessed a particular tent belonging to two particularly stunningly beautiful men catch on fire, please disregard any feelings of urgency or fear. It is ALL UNDER CONTROL... now, if you happen to come across a cauldron bent all out of shape, we'd like it returned please. It was the first thing to blow through the roof of our tent before everything else blew to bits.
And um, Gin? When ever you're free we're going to need a healer over here. I think George lost a toe and we can't seem to find it.
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| 2006 |
[27 Jun 2011|01:04am] |
Two years later...
Kiedler Renegade Camp, England, June 27, 2006
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| oo4 |
[07 Jan 2011|04:26pm] |
What dear George isn't telling you all, is that we cleaned up the sick quite nicely. In fact we are using it in a bit of research, so a big Thank You to the barfing lady!
We've gotten a personal request for a hat that wipes your nose for you and we've have a final product! Let us introduce to you... the brand new
Bogey Begone Bonnet™!
Never again will you be up all night blowing your nose and wiping the snot from your face! Simply adorn the Bonnet before bed and all your worries about embarrassing messes on your face are gone! Supplies are limited but the first one-hundred customers will receive the Drool Daredevil™ completely free!
Chew the Daredevil™ gummy before bed and wake in the morning to enchanted drool figures performing mind blowing stunts on your own pillow! Don't worry, these little guys won't leave behind that embarrassing pile of drool you wake up to in the morning.
Purchase these two products together and get 10% off your entire purchase! That includes all items in the store!
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| oo3 |
[03 Dec 2010|02:47pm] |
This whole thing just got a hell of a lot more personal. We all know this is a dangerous time to be living and I hope you all keep yourselves safe and watch your backs. We don't know who's working for them so be careful, like not just with locking the door at night. Be careful what you talk to people about and such.
I can't just sit here, knowing that my brother was put in the hospital because of one of them, and not do anything.
Cowards. Not able to deal with a fair fight, are you? Have to attack the Minister when he has his back to you? One of you has got to have the balls enough to duel someone without sneaking around and catching them off guard. Doesn't that get old? Living in a bloody hole because your ugly faces are too recognizable that someone is bound to blast if off your skull if they see you.
Well since I can't get to that Carrow coward, someone else should take his place. Who would dare duel me?
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| oo2 |
[08 Nov 2010|03:07pm] |
If you didn't think this war was serious before, I hope you realize it now. That dogfight was frustrating. While it was nice to finally see the Death Eaters and do something about it, they weren't sticking around for a real fight. I swear, it doesn't take much to be a Death Eater these days. Hurting helpless Muggles and running when someone with real firepower shows up.
Personally I think it shows where the real power lies, and that's with the Ministry and the rest of us in the Wizarding community. Despite what the Prophet says.
I hope those who were hurt are recovering well enough.
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| oo1 |
[07 Sep 2010|02:58pm] |
I hear the names of Weasleys being tossed around idle conversations these days. I know we're simply irresistible, not to mention drop dead gorgeous, but let's just clear the air and say... keep it up!
Business has picked up with this recent attack, not that we didn't think it wouldn't, and we welcome everyone to come take a look at either of our stores. Try and see if you can find a remedy for what ails you! Though I'm afraid to say that some of you are just lost causes. Keep your chins up, I'm sure someone will be your friend even when you've got the face only a mother troll could love. For the rest of you, we're having a sale on our classic line, the originals and the best of the best at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.
With business busy as it is and people being too afraid to step out of their doors, I think we're going to need to hire a few more hands to help around here. Had three people 'call out' last night and we were slammed. Poor George had to run around like a chicken with his head cut off for hours before he had the time to shoot me an owl calling me over!
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